![]() “I’m still sweating out Fireball, my hair smells like cigarettes, but if we don’t keep going - at least on some level - we’re gonna crash,” reasoned Schwartz, as he took Fireball shots to pre-game for a meeting with Lisa while still drunk from the night before. Season 6, Episode 13: The Toms Go to Vegas on Business and Show Up Drunk to an Important Fixture Meeting Congratulations to the gang on these alleged checks and the $25,000-holding bank accounts to which they are allegedly connected. Tom Tom’s permits were approved, and, to celebrate, Tom and Tom wrote Lisa checks for half of the amount they owe. Season 6, Episode 10: The Toms Write Checks The group settled on the boys owning a 5 percent stake each for $50,000 each, though where either of them got $50,000 remains a mystery. ![]() “80!” Schwartz said, embarrassing himself in a delightful way, as is his nature. “I’m not giving you 10 percent each for 60 grand each,” she countered. “Our real value is in the work we’re going to be doing - like a sweat equity, in a way.” Ah, yes, the incredible moment in Tom Tom history when it was revealed that Tom Sandoval looked up what sweat equity meant and internalized the definition halfway in an effort to not give Lisa the amount of money necessary for a 10 percent stake in the bar. Who would’ve thought Lisa and Ken would have also been at SUR? “I’m giving you an opportunity and straight away I hear your negativity and it makes me think - what the fuck am I doing here?” A potent question, Lisa. In the very first episode of season six, Tom Sandoval, worried Lisa wouldn’t accept his input on Tom Tom, a bar in which he will eventually own a 5 percent stake, bitched about her to Ariana over drinks at SUR only to find that - gasp! - Lisa and her husband Ken were seated behind them. Oh my god, remember this? “I’m venting to my girlfriend with the assumption that we are alone!” Oh, Tom. Season 6, Episode 1: Tom Sandoval Accidentally Complains About Lisa’s Handling of Tom Tom in Front of Lisa Lucky for us, he was convinced to give whatever his job is going to be at Tom Tom (still unclear) a shot. ![]() “That’s too much pressure on me.” Tom Schwartz, drunken Peter Pan who has never been portrayed on camera as having a job other than the half-day he worked at Pump before having a meltdown and the photo shoot with Jax during which Jax held a saxophone, immediately turned Lisa down after being offered some sort of job (?) at an upcoming Vanderpump bar named after him. Season 5, Episode 21: Lisa Vanderpump Propositions the Toms
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